A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear." It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.'' ps: here's my poopy sister (she's not poopy now. but she was.)
if you have not tried this food yet, you should have your beans run to the store - now- to get it for you. it is Sheba Fishnets. one flavor is tuna and the otherohsolovelyflavor is crab. it is da bomb.just thought you might want to know.p.s. i was goin' to post a picture of my poopy sister, but blogger won't let me
i am so honored!
well, today in the mail i got Max the Psychokitty's new book "Something of Yours Will Meet A Toothy Death." besides the fact that i can't wait to read it, i got such an awesome surprise!when i opened it up, my name is in the list of kitty bloggers that Max has dedicated the book to!!! of course he's dedicating it to all of us, whether he had room to list an actual name on the page or not (there's way too many of us now!) but MY name is there. Max was the first blog i ever read. i found him on the Mow's cartoon page. to think that i am 'mportant enough to be in his book just touches my little kitty heart. thanks Max!
waitin' for Spring
i'm very, very tired of winter. and of it bein' dark early. my Mom says the dark will come later soon. i don't know why. she tried 'xplaining it and i still i don't understand why. it's some dumb bean thingy. but i'll be glad when it happens. then i'll go outside more.my Mom finally ordered Max's new book so at least i have somethin' to look forward to this week....it will come this week, right???? Max did you send it yet?????? i need a lift!!! the mitten state is very dreary now......
why paint cats?
some of you may have already seen this book. it's the 2nd in a series. the first one is "Why Cats Paint" and it's 'bout cats who paint pictures and MAKE MONEY! this one is 'bout crazy beans who paint their cats! why anyone would want to deface one of God's most beautiful creatures by paintin' it, i don't know.
'cept for the ones down there.
i'm tryin' to talk my Mom into puttin' moons and stars on me 'cause i think it would be waaay cool, but so far she won't do it. somethin' 'bout cats and bleach just can't be a good combination, whatever that means. plus she says i'm too wiggly to try somethin' like this, but i'll keep workin' on her.
just an observation
bean language is very curious. take, for example, the word “fly”. if I asked you what that was, depending on your life experience, you might answer:
1. an annoying (yet tasty!) little insect
2. a very scary method of transportation
3. the opening on bean pants, as in “button fly”
what is wrong with these people? don’t they have enough creativity to find different names for things. i mean, somebody could say “Jane, swat the fly” and depending on Jane’s perception, Bob, who’s standing next to her, could be reeeealll unhappy!
my Mom and i are both tired and are glad she's gonna be home all weekend. her friends are comin' over for lunch next Saturday so she says she has to clean the kitchen real good. makes no sense to me 'cause i notice whenever she cleans it just gets dirty again! plus it'll prob'ly be noisy with that vaccuum thingy. plus, when our tree got cut down in the fall, our little birdhouse that the chickadees make a nest in got put away, and i keep tellin' her we gotta get it put back so when they're ready to build a nest, they have someplace to put it!
here's one of the chickadee parents last year comin' out of the house. it was so cool seein' them fly back and forth, feeding the little guys! i didn't even once think of them as lunch!well, i'll just try to lay low. plus, i have to go online and shop for an apron, i still haven't found one of those darn things that's the right size for Boni, my Tuxedo Gun Moll. but for now, i need a nap
Boni is famous!!
well. this is gettin' rather strange. my Tuxedo Gun Moll, Boni Maroni, now shows up at the top of search engines (MSN & Yahoo for sure, we haven't googled her yet) when you search for an organza apron! (psst. boni, maybe you want to put a link on your blog to your Mom's website and she can sell aprons!!) anyway, i went on ebay and found these. one looks like a big tulip and i think its sooo purrty. the other one has BIRDS, red CARDINALS on it is that way cool or what???? unfortunatly, my Mom pointed out that these are bean sized aprons and would be way too big for petite little Boni. so i hafta keep lookin..........
white russian confusion
this is Boni. she's in the Tuxedo Gang. so am i. she's my Tuxedo Gun Moll (for those of you who are too young to know, that's like a gangster's girl friend.) Boni voluntered to serve drinks at the party i'm gonna have this summer. i asked her for a White Russian, minus the Russian (the hooch). she sent me one. her weird Mom wanted to put some Russian skater in my drink. he isn't even cute. ( but Boni is!) i hope she'll wear a white organza apron when she serves drinks at my party 'cause then she'll be really cute!!!!!! any more questions?