could i please trade my sister?????
i know. she looks so darn cute. but, even tho my Mom doesn't like me to discuss this, she stinks again. she's POOPY!!! i asked my Mom to please get her butt shaved, but she said "oh that would just look bad." POOP looks better????
please, William, could i trade for one of your sisters? either one would do. or how about Misty? could i trade for her? George? or hey, Oreo, you were interested in Casey a while ago! aw, look how pretty she is!! please? someone? i'm gaggin' ack, ack, ack.........
posted by Edsel/The Pooch at 9:17 PM
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Edsel, I packed a little hobo knapsack thing for Oblivia and her kangaroo and everything, but Mom said no. I guess I need to mind her because I know she's been visiting the shelter and if we get another girl I will simply croak. Do you have a birdbath you could trick Casey into sitting in? Tell her she'll get lots of birds.
Edsel, I think your mum needs to accept that Casey needs a trim. Tell her to think of it as a bikini trim or a Brazilian wax. Mum says she will probably understand, sometimes a lady needs to trim some fur off in private places.
Shaggy had a lot of poopy butt this week too.
Greetings from Grand Forks, ND!
iz yer sisfur psycho? does she jump at efurry little sound, an' hiss atcha for no reason--even when she just sees ya across the room? ours does, but she nefurr has dingleberries.
we'll have the man inna blue shorts bring her if ya wanna trade (an' mom doesn't catch us). we can put up wif poopy if she'll play like a reg'lar cat!!
Edsel, I have an idea, I'll get Mom to trade me for your sister. Then Mom can keep the poopy sister and I can come live with you! I think it's a great idea. I can serve you russianless white russians right there, then. Let me go tell Mom.
Purrrrrrrrrrs,
your tuxie gun moll Boni
Oh Edsel, fanks for puttin up her pictor!! I is still inter-rested!! Her am so purrty! Her can teleport right on ofur & I will keep her! :) Mine Momma wood trim her butt if her gotted stinky, so I woodn't mind.
Fanks for carin bout us Edsel. We did a post.
Gosh Edsel, sorry we took so long to see your post! The blogosphere is getting so big.
Your sister is so beautiful, it's hard to believe she'd have an objectionable odor. Maybe a small trim in the necessary area would help.
George
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