Saturday, March 08, 2008

the indignity

not only did she not tell me ahead of time, she didn't even warn me when she took me out there!!

a mobile grooming company. it's called aussie and it started in Australia my Mom said and now they are in 17 countries.

i groom myself quite nicely, thank you very much. except for my back right in front of my tail. i can't reach there and i get these weird flat matts and i won't let my Mom or the Dad get them out. but she said it was mostly for Casey, who was a mess. her fur is so long and she won't sit still to get combed and she really was in awful shape. this is how she looks now:
now, you're probly wondering what is wrong with her head. the groomer lady but these weird little bows on her head! two of them. she got one off really fast, but the other one was rubber banded on really good and my Mom took it off. hahahahaha

now, i had some real issues with the service I got. LOOK WHAT SHE DID TO ME:

she was shavin' a matt off and CUT ME. for God's sake, i was bleedin' and everythin'! she told my Mom I was fine that it's just a surface nick and it'll heal real fast. well. in the meantime i have no fur there and it looks terrible. just terrible. an open wound on my back! i'm so embarrased.
so that's how my day has been......


Blogger Derby said...

Goodness, I hadn't heard of this place that makes house call. I better keep watch for them pulling up in my drive. ...Not that I need their services mind you.

But you got a cut on your bum? OUCHIE.

3:59 PM  
Blogger Big Piney Woods Cats said...

This is just deplorable. Maybe you need to runnoft like you did right afore your Momma got sick. Amember, you hided out here? I don't think Momma has any plans like that, furr us, but then, you nefurr know.


5:34 PM  
Blogger Max said...

She CUT you? I hope that was a free grooming! And I hope you pooped on her while you were at it!

10:46 PM  
Blogger Hot(M)BC said...

Oh no, she cute you?!?! I'll come over right now and kiss your booboo and make it better.
your Tuxie Gun Moll Boni

10:36 AM  
Blogger PB & J said...

We knew there were woofie groomers that come to the house, but never knew they did kitties too! We'd have to run and hide if they showed up, we barely let Mommy and Daddy brush us, let alone a stranger. We're sorry she cut you, that wasn't very nice!

2:43 PM  
Blogger William said...

Poor Edsel. At least you didn't get bows, though. Or have your toenails painted red or pink or something.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Boy said...

You got cutted up??!! Oh noooo!!!!

11:22 PM  
Blogger Camie's Kitties said...

Poor Edsel. We are so sorry that you got a cut. That wasn't right of the groomer. We didn't know the mobile vans did cats too. Thank goodness we will never need one of those.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

4:32 AM  
Blogger DK & The Fluffies said...

OMG! The shaved your bum!

3:42 PM  
Blogger Tiger Lily said...

How dare she! Cutting the fur is bad enough but then to cut your skin too - how awful!! I hope you will heal fast and that your fur will grow back soon.

6:42 PM  
Blogger brandi said...

Owww. But I bet you got lots of loving from your little gun moll, Boni!

We're thinking good thoughts for your mama.

Very hard.

10:24 PM  
Blogger Adan´╝ŐMichico said...

Oah My God~~~
Sorry you are bleeding, I hope you are doing ok~~
Oah Dear, I want to hug you to comfort you~~

5:13 AM  
Blogger Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Edsel this is awful! And they call themselves professionals!
We also feel sorry for Casey. We know she isn't a bow in the hair kinda girl.

12:30 PM  
Blogger Parker said...

Thanks for the warning - I'm on the lookout!

5:22 PM  
Blogger Hot(M)BC said...

Happy St Patrick's Day Edsel and Edselsmom :)
Boni Maroni and the rest of the Hotties

9:36 AM  
Blogger The Crew said...

OMG Edsel, I get those same kind of mats and I won't let Mom get them, either! I better watch out for suspicious looking vans that pull up in front of our house.

Max S

2:02 PM  
Blogger Shilgiah the Cat said...

Poor Edsel! I once saw one of those mobile pet groomer things when I was watching out my balcony. Luckily mom didn't see it! Shhhh...don't tell anyone else.
Shame on them for hurting you! They should give your mom her money back and give you a two years supply of the Kitty Treats of your choice! Yes, they should!!!

2:16 PM  
Blogger jenianddean said...

Oh my goodness! She cut you! I'm so sorry! Mom giggled when she saw Casey's bows. Josie and Maggie would have nothing to with those!!!!

Take care of your booboo!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat

2:42 PM  
Blogger Shilgiah the Cat said...

Hi! Just checking in to see if your cut is better and if your fur is growning back. Hope so.

5:37 PM  
Blogger Hot(M)BC said...

Edsel, I hope your cut has healed up now. *nosekiss*
your Tuxie Gun Moll Boni

9:42 PM  
Blogger Hot(M)BC said...

Happy Spring (n Easter if anya yall cellybrates it) to alla yore fambly!
Alla Us Hotties

12:47 PM  
Blogger Derby said...

Happy Easter Edsel. I hope you didn't get much of the last snow storm.

9:09 PM  
Blogger meemsnyc said...

oh no, you have a patch of missing hair and she cut YOU! What?!? I would have bit the groomer. :)

1:09 AM  
Blogger Derby said...

Mum got a thing in the mail today that advertised this group. I better watch out if they show up here.

9:10 PM  

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