i forgot to tell you somethin' really funny!

i can't believe i almost forgot to tell you 'bout this. on ChristmasDay, my Mom was sittin' on the floor and grabbed the kitty presents. i had several, my sister had two. along with the cool pine cones the Big Piney Woods gals sent my Mom, they sent us each a bag. mine had treats and a cool toy. look what they sent my poopy sister Casey.............i laughed so hard my head almost 'spolded! butt wipes! waterless butt wipes......hahahahahahahahahahaha. she was really offended. i tried to 'splain to her that they were more for my poor Mom and the poor Dad and that it was no reflection on how anybody felt 'bout her. my Mom told me it was my laughin' so much that hurt her feelins. but, cripes, anybody who has such a reputation that she gets butt wipes for Christmas......

pee ess. the Dad made a joke. he said "if they were for a donkey would they be a** wipes?" (my Mom made me put those punctuation marks there instead of letters. Mom's ruin everything. humph!)