Monday, May 15, 2006

please just leave me alone.....

Mom: Edsel?
Edsel: yes, Mom, i'm busy......
M: where are you and what are you doing?
E: i'm on the back porch and i'm busy...
M: Answer me - what are you doing????
E: if you must know, i'm lookin' at a dead fly in the sun....it's wings are pretty
M: Stop that right now and go into the basement.
E: ......why? ........
M: Just do it. NOW.
E: voice quivering ~~~is somethin' wrong~~~?? very tiny voice....is it them?????? the Canadian authorities?????? mooooom, you said you'd take care of it.....i donnwannagotoprison........
M: whispering......get down stairs....i'll handle it........
Five Minutes Later:
E: hello??? hello???? darn it i can't get any reception on my cell down here in the basement.....BONI? BONI? can you hear me????? i can't talk real loud.......hello????hello??? oh darn, it's not goin' thru, i'll try another number ~beep~beep~boop~bink~beep-beep-beep-beepbeepbeepbeep~~~ ring, ring, ring OREO, dude is that you???............voice mail, ooh, i know i'll try Slick and Shaggy and Scout - they should be home........dial, dial, dial......HELLO????

5 Comments:

Blogger Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Edsel, we missed your call 'cause it was a nice day and we finally go to go outside with mom & help her read. Be careful Edsel!!! Can you hide under the bed? -Scooby aka "Slick"

11:44 PM  
Blogger The Meezers said...

Edsel, quick, teleport over to our house!!!

8:26 AM  
Blogger Kukka-Maria said...

Holy crap! Stuff is going down!

8:39 AM  
Blogger Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh, Edsel, time to find a safe place to hide an nap!

3:02 PM  
Blogger Oreo said...

Man, I just got the voicemail. My reception sucks down here too! You can still come over if you need to.

6:53 AM  

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