on the lam........
Voice at the Door (VATD): Hello (Knock-Knock)
Edsel/The Pooch (ETP): who's there?
VATD: We're looking for Edsel/The Pooch
ETP: who's there?
VATD: The Canadian Authorities
ETP: er, ......what do you want?
VATD: We're looking for Edsel/The Pooch. He is currently listed in the Canadian Government's database of importers of suspicious food products.
ETP: er, he doesn't live here.....
VATD: Well, this is the address in the paperwork. We need to interrogate him. Do you know where he might be?
ETP: (voice quivering, quietly sobbing....) no, no, i don't know anything, please go away.....
VATD: We're sorry to bother you ma'm, but it's a National Security issue.
ETP: (sobbing louder) i'm not a ma'm......
VATD: oh, well, sir, we're sorry, but this is very important...
ETP: (losing control, hysterically trying to catch breath and talk at the same time) i'm not a sir, i'm a CAT, justapoorsweetcatanditwasallMagoosideanotmineandican'tgotoprisoni'mtoocuteandi've
VATD: uh, we don't know anything about Stinky Goodness....or even what the heck that is. Who is this Magoo character?
ETP: er, who???? uh i don't know what you're talkin 'bout, you must have mistunderstood (under breath - MOM, quick, email Magoo and tell him to get outta Dodge while the gettin's good) er, i gotta go now........(Mom, quick, pack our bags, and tell Magoo I WANT THE TOP BUNK in kitty prison, this was all HIS idea..........)