Friday, May 12, 2006

on the lam........

Voice at the Door (VATD): Hello (Knock-Knock)
Edsel/The Pooch (ETP): who's there?
VATD: We're looking for Edsel/The Pooch
ETP: who's there?
VATD: The Canadian Authorities
ETP: er, ......what do you want?
VATD: We're looking for Edsel/The Pooch. He is currently listed in the Canadian Government's database of importers of suspicious food products.
ETP: er, he doesn't live here.....
VATD: Well, this is the address in the paperwork. We need to interrogate him. Do you know where he might be?
ETP: (voice quivering, quietly sobbing....) no, no, i don't know anything, please go away.....
VATD: We're sorry to bother you ma'm, but it's a National Security issue.
ETP: (sobbing louder) i'm not a ma'm......
VATD: oh, well, sir, we're sorry, but this is very important...
ETP: (losing control, hysterically trying to catch breath and talk at the same time) i'm not a sir, i'm a CAT, justapoorsweetcatanditwasallMagoosideanotmineandican'tgotoprisoni'mtoocuteandi've
heardwhathappenstocuteboysinprisongulpsobgulpsobsobsobsobsobididn'tmeantodoanything
wrongitwasjustahockeybet'boutthoseoilyOilersandmybelovedRedWingsandididn'tknowsending
stinkygoodnesstoCanadawasWRONGitwasMagoosideaiswearisweearsobsob
sobhic,hic,sobbbbbbbbidon'twanttogotoprison.....hic,sob,hic,hic.........
VATD: uh, we don't know anything about Stinky Goodness....or even what the heck that is. Who is this Magoo character?
ETP: er, who???? uh i don't know what you're talkin 'bout, you must have mistunderstood (under breath - MOM, quick, email Magoo and tell him to get outta Dodge while the gettin's good) er, i gotta go now........(Mom, quick, pack our bags, and tell Magoo I WANT THE TOP BUNK in kitty prison, this was all HIS idea..........)

17 Comments:

Blogger Lone Star Purrs said...

Uh-oh...that doesn't sound good at all. Y'all can come stay wif us if you need a hidin' place!

10:58 PM  
Blogger Oreo said...

OH NO!!! Edsel, what about our trip man? Does you need to come H-I-D-E O-U-T with me???

9:05 AM  
Blogger Zeus said...

Edsel, make sure you put on a disguise before you go. Dye your fur or cut it short! Have your human pet change her appearance too! You might make it across the border if you take that precaution!

9:54 AM  
Blogger Derby said...

Edsel, buddy, chill. Remember, you have the power to teleport anywhere you wants to go! So just repeat where you want to go seven time and you are there.

Plus, most likely you can't be directly linked to the SG, paw prints and all. So it might be the beans who have to do the time instead! They actually mailed the package.

Lay low and I mean really low for a few days. Customs will have a new issue to chase in a few days.

10:26 AM  
Blogger The Meezers said...

Oh Edsel!!! How horrible! Just lay low and let your mom handle it - she would never let you go to jail.

11:59 AM  
Blogger Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Try to bribe them with some Molson or Labatt Blue.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Les Trois Chats said...

Edsel - come to TX! They'll never find you here! It's too far away. You can help us hunt lizards and plastic flamingoes. Ah - maybe Magoo should come, too, just to be safe.

1:45 PM  
Blogger Edsel/The Pooch said...

that's what my Mom says....that she'll handle it, but i donno....Oreo i might scoot down to you, it's closer than Texas, tho' thank les trois chats for the offer....we'll see what happens today...i just know i'm not answerin' the door...wonder if Magoo's ok??

2:16 PM  
Blogger Patches & Mittens said...

This is a citing thriller! You can teleport here to the Big Piney Woods, they will never find you. We got tons of places to hide and we are real good at keeping secrits.

Patches Lady

3:40 PM  
Blogger Fat Eric said...

Oh no, Edsel, this sounds very scary! If you have to flee the country you are welcome to come and hide out with me in London. My mum is still nervous about going to pick up the package from Knightly, Lizzie and Firenze from the parcels office in case she gets arrested...

12:12 PM  
Blogger Boni said...

Oh NO!!! Edsel, you can't go to kitty prison! If you they try to take you I'll just have to bake you a cake with a file or somefin. Maybe Mom could bust you out with a joolry torch or somefin. Don't worry Edsel. I won't let you stay in kitty jail!

5:21 AM  
Blogger Kukka-Maria said...

Wow! What a scary tale! I don't blame you for being so frightened, BUT you did give up Magoo faster than you could say, "Oh, Canada!"

I thought you were more loyal than that--even when you were in distress! I hope this was just a fluke and you really have got all of our backs...

11:51 AM  
Blogger DEBRA said...

Hoping no furry friends has to go to kitty prison.

Abby (worried about all her cat bloggin' friends)

11:58 AM  
Blogger George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Edsel, have you ever been to Wisconsin, or is that too close to Canada? Let us know if we can help!

George
The Crew

2:55 PM  
Blogger Victor Tabbycat said...

Edsel, I suggest you consult with an attorney. I highly recommend Finnegan J. Katz

4:10 PM  
Blogger Victor Tabbycat said...

Oops! I meant Finny!
He's the bestest feline lawyer I know.

4:12 PM  
Blogger Edsel/The Pooch said...

Kukka, you gotta believe me i didn't rat on Magoo on purpose i was just so freaked out...i TOLD my Mom to email him right away and we haven't heard a peep outta him. and Customs called my Mom AGAIN......why, oh why did Magoo even suggest this?????

8:41 PM  

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