i stand here today, embarassed, that my team let me down. again. the Oilers beat them fair and square and were the better team. Magoo, my email address is email@example.com. please send me your address and the name of the animal group you'd like me to make my check out to. also tell me if there are any special flavors of Stinky Goodness that you like.
i do have one little problem. i had my Moms credit card out so i could buy an Oilers jersey and she got a little pissy. said something 'bout how dare i spend her hard earned money to buy a jersey that a) will be way too big for me and b) i'll never wear 'cept for some dumb photo. so. i don't have a picture of me in a jersey and i don't know how to get one.
until i can think of somethin' better, and i will, this is my temporary picture. your humiliated friend Edsel.