why is this MY fault??
well. i never will understand. i get in trouble and am totally innocent here. when you let me out in the yard, i cannot be 'sponsible for lookin' out for those burr things. it's your yard, Mom, i don't do the gardening. then when i come inside and you get all mad 'cause i have burrs in my fur, and then you insist on yanking them out, along with my fur, and then have the nerve to get mad when i get bitey on your hands and use my claws a little too 'cause, duh, by the way, it hurts to have your fur yanked out of your skin, would you like me to pull your hair out????? sigh. it's hard to be a poodin.
i'll make a deal with you, Mom. you clean up those stupid burr plants and just get rid of them, and i won't get bitey on you any more. deal?