who does she think she is???
well. my Mom went away for three whole days and didn't even tell me. all of a sudden, here i was, stuck with the Dad. not that I don't like the Dad, 'cause i do, but he's not my Mom! she went to some place called niagra falls with her girlfriends that she's known since kindergarden, whatever that is. they go away some place every summer, which i do not like. my Mom said she went on some boat called Maid of the Mist and stood there while 34 million gallons of water per minute poured over some cliff right in front of the boat. i don't know, that just sounds stupid. and wet. why they do some of the things they do i will never understand.
anyway, while my Mom was gone i couldn't go outside, or get online or anything. it was a very boring few days. i had to jump on the kitchen table and munch on a purple shamrock just to get some greens into my tummy since i wasn't going out in the yard. my Mom was a little mad about that, but a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do. next time, don't go away and i won't eat your stupid plant.