who woulda thunk it

i found out something very disturbing yesterday. anybody remember the tv show Mr. Ed? it was about a talkin' horse. except what i read yesterday said that Mr. Ed wasn't a horse. he was a zebra that gotted dyed. zebras are smaller than horses so they built the set usin' some Disneyland method of makin' things small to make the characters look real sized.
a horse is a horse of course, of course
and no one can talk to a horse, of course
unless, of course, the horse is the
famous Mr. Ed...........

a ZEBRA???