this was not my idea!
my Mom said if i don't 'pologize to my sister i am goin' to be in a "world of trouble", whatever that is. errruuuughhh, erruughhh (clears throat):
Casey - i am very sorry i publicly humiliated you 'bout the problems you were havin' with your personal hygeine and i will never do it again no matter how bad you smell 'cause if i do Mom will lock me out in the kitty condo and i'll have to eat the straw in the doghouse and melt snow to drink (that's what she said, anyway) and i know it wasn't your fault and i shouldn't of made fun of you in front of everybody.....(Mom, is that enough already???? NOOOO????? sheesh.....) and i know you're really very pretty (gag me with a spoon) and always do your best to look nice and well groomed (is that enough??????......i guess so, she left the room)
p.s. (don't anybody ever tell my Mom 'bout this part): you did stink really bad! (like poop!)