Thursday, January 12, 2006

this was not my idea!

my Mom said if i don't 'pologize to my sister i am goin' to be in a "world of trouble", whatever that is. errruuuughhh, erruughhh (clears throat):

Casey - i am very sorry i publicly humiliated you 'bout the problems you were havin' with your personal hygeine and i will never do it again no matter how bad you smell 'cause if i do Mom will lock me out in the kitty condo and i'll have to eat the straw in the doghouse and melt snow to drink (that's what she said, anyway) and i know it wasn't your fault and i shouldn't of made fun of you in front of everybody.....(Mom, is that enough already???? NOOOO????? sheesh.....) and i know you're really very pretty (gag me with a spoon) and always do your best to look nice and well groomed (is that enough??????......i guess so, she left the room)

p.s. (don't anybody ever tell my Mom 'bout this part): you did stink really bad! (like poop!)

17 Comments:

Blogger Derby said...

I hope you hadded your paws crossed while you said this. You shouldn't hafta 'pologize for telling the truth.

So I will probably be on your mom's list too.

10:24 PM  
Blogger Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce said...

Political Correctness has no place in a cat's world. If they smell like poo, you should be able to say they smell poo. What's next? No longer be able to make jokes about how inane dogs are. WE wont be able to say they are mindless followers. We will have to say they are Dignity Challenged.

9:05 AM  
Blogger William said...

I hope your mom felt bad after making you say that and gave you lots of treats. You *did* give her the pathetic look, didn't you?

9:39 AM  
Blogger George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

We know you didn't set out to make Casey feel bad. Sisters are so sensitive (girls, you know). But telling the truth helped her smell better, so it turned out OK!

George & Max
The Crew

9:55 AM  
Blogger The Meezers said...

How are we expected to achieve total world domination if we have to apologize for telling the truth? Stupid human oppressors!

10:44 AM  
Blogger Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Oh Edsel...
Your mom is bossy isn't she. First she makes you wait to open your Secret Paws present, and then she forces apologies out of you! We bet she spoils Casey. Bet she thinks Casey can do no wrong.....Harummpfh! People!

3:10 PM  
Blogger Edsel/The Pooch said...

s,s & s - well, really, i'm the one she spoils and casey is kind of the "b" tier kitty, but, but, but that's because when i was real little casey tried to kill me lots and my Mom got really upset with her for a long time and i moved into the "a" spot 'cause i was on my back on the floor so much defendin' myself and tryin' to not get killed!!!

5:40 PM  
Blogger Kukka-Maria said...

I want to invite you to ALWAYS tell me if my brother, Brach, ever stinks.

As for me? Well, we both know royal kitties are always very pleasantly fragrant. Like roses, almost!

5:45 PM  
Blogger Becca said...

I(meeko), personally feel for Casey. I had the same problems when I was little....sometimes still do. SHe's a very pretty girl...looks kinda like me, mommy says. She took pictures of my baths. How humiliating!!

Meeko and Kiara

11:45 PM  
Blogger Max said...

Well, she IS pretty, but when a kitty sitnks, a kitty stinks, there's no nice way of saying it. But she is pretty...

2:02 AM  
Blogger one of us said...

Wow an apology. Shadow refuses to apologize when she does mean things. ~Merlin, and Ko Ko

Of course I don't apologize ~Shadow

4:05 AM  
Blogger Knightly, Lizzie, & Firenze said...

One should not have to apologize when the truth has been told!

Knightly

8:57 AM  
Blogger Beau said...

Your mom shouldn't have made you feel bad just because you made Casey feel bad. Two wrongs don't make a right (my mom said). I do think it's nice that you apologized though. I hope everyone is feeling better now. I send you headbutss!

12:21 PM  
Blogger HanktheDog said...

Now THAT'S a catty apology! Excellent job.

3:08 PM  
Blogger Sanjee said...

Wow that's a big apology. I was gonna say somethin on my blog bout Mini makin bad stinky smells in the litterbox, but I dunno now. I don't wanna have to do a big apology like that.

5:02 PM  
Blogger The Whippy Curly Tails said...

LOL...more pics of Casey please!!!

The Whippy Curly Tails in the Toasty South
=^..^=

9:11 PM  
Blogger lambj said...

I don't hear reporters apologizing for telling the truth, even when it stinks. Fact: she had one or more dingle berries. Fact: they smell bad. Ever gone in the bathroom when a human came out but left the fan on? Pee-you.

10:57 PM  

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