well i never!
do you see that picture over there??? DO YOU????? it's what my Mom brought me back from Hawaii where she went for EIGHT whole days. do you see what it is???? it's NOTHING!!!! that's right. she brought me back nothing!!!! she brought back Hula Girl cigars and choclate covered macadamia nuts and cookies for the Dad. she brought Hawaiian tea for her friend Gwen. and she brought ME, ME, nothing!!!!!! here i was, missin' her and obviously she didn't miss me at all!! plus! PLUS!!! i just found out today that they're goin' over to my uncle's house for Thanksgivin' so that means no turkey!!!! no good smells in the house!!!! what is goin' on????????what???? oh, it's my Mom. she said that there wasn't anything in all of Hawaii that was equal to her love for me and her missin' me and that all she wanted to do was to come home and give me smooches! (we call it smooches for the pooches!) well, maybe she means it..........
posted by Edsel/The Pooch at 5:12 PM
13 Comments:
No! And you waited so nicvely! You shoulda gotten something!
Maybe your People will bring back a little turkey for you. My People are eating out and the Woman says she'll try...
I think she does love you, but I don't think there's much kitty stuff in Hawaii. Maybe if you ask her real nice, and tell her how much you loooove Turkey, she'll bring some home for you. Mom's not eating at home either I don't think. Phooey!
Well, your Mom must love you a lot if she wanted to leave Poi land and come home to you because she missed you so much...there is nothing that can compare to that Edsel. There really isn't a lot of poodie stuff here unless you count the rats and I don't think Mom would have let one of them go home with your Mom because of airport security and all...we would have let one go, but that is beside the point. ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko
I'm sure your Mom loves you Edsel! You didn't want a cigar or hula thingie anyways. That woulda been a bad thing. Her wantin to come home and give you smooches is a good thing!
Aw, your Mom loves you lots Edsel. Smooches for the pooches! Will you tell us now what The Pooch means? Me and Sanjee will make sure your nip gets in the mail Monday, by the way!
That's cold, Edsel. But it gives you some leverage. After all, she needs to try and make it up to you, right?
Merlin, Shadow and Ko Ko - yeah, what is it with the rats there?? A tour guide told my Mom that's why all the trees are wrapped with metal - to keep the rats from climbing??
She coulda brung you a fish in her suitcase.
Bad Mommie...BAD!! You really should put the bite on her Edsel. I know she really loves you so maybe just on the finger.......
I bet your mom wasn't making that up, Edsel. And having her home again must be better than anything anyway!
Not even a dried fish?!? That just calls for a good hairball dump on the bed!
Shame on your Mom! We agree with gigolo kitty. One or two furbals on a pillow will do the trick. Maybe she will remember to bring you something good next time!
Love,
Opus and Roscoe
Happy SMOOCHgiving,
For shame, no hula skirt for lil kitty?
The Cheap Tart
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