Tuesday, May 27, 2008

my sister is a creep

she's been tryin' to scare me with creepy stories 'bout dark forrests where there are gremlins and ghosts and mean things that go wooo, wooo, wooo in the night. she says our Mom may not come home from the dark piney forrest. snif.....snif.....i don't want my Mom to not come home.....what should i do??????? ooohh Mom, i miss you already!!!!!


Blogger Max said...

Your mom is pretty tough. In fact, if you look in the dictionary under TUFF her picture is there. Really! I'm pretty sure she can stomp a gremlin right down into gremlin goo, and then SHE'LL be the one to fear!

She's bringing presents back for you, right? The People are required by law to bring presents back to their kitties. It's in the Big Red Book of Law, Law #52346.1.666. I swear!

9:41 PM  
Blogger DK & The Fluffies said...

I'm pretty sure the fairies will protect you.

10:14 PM  
Blogger The Meezers or Billy said...

But Edsel, you was there hiding out from the law once! was there gremlins there then? sounds like your sister is just being mean. haf you whapped her? - Sammy

8:32 AM  
Blogger Shilgiah the Cat said...

Wow! Max is very wise. Those gremlins are probably shaking in there boots, if gremlins wear boots. In any event, your sister should be nicer to you and not scare you.

8:05 PM  
Blogger Just Ducky said...

Edsel she hasn't left yet! Plus how could she NOT come back to her wonderful tuxie boy?

I agree with The Meezer's, the sisfur deserves to be whapped.

5:55 PM  
Blogger Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Oh, Edsel, do not worry. There are no gremlins, the coyotes ate them all. All we have is geese, ducks, turkeys, deer, and fairies. The thing that goes woo woo woo is an owl. We will protect your Momma and she will be safe. Momma locks the doors at night, just in case.


12:24 AM  
Blogger Motor Home Cats said...

Edsel, your sister is just doing what sisters do best - be pests. Your mom will be fine and she will have a wonderful visit with Patches, Mittens, Mistry and Precious, and of course their mom.

Mistry is very good at protecting the outside from gremilns and mean things that go woooo in the night. Besides, like Max said, your mom is tough!

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

3:14 AM  
Blogger Shaggy and Scout said...

Those gremlins are nasty little green fellows with pointy hats and lecherous leers on their faces. We are pretty sure Mistrie keeps them in their places deep, deep in the woods and would never let them near the house.
Oohhhh your momma is gonna have such a good time.

12:35 PM  
Blogger Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Just give her a great big old bite.

10:16 PM  

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