she's been tryin' to scare me with creepy stories 'bout dark forrests where there are gremlins and ghosts and mean things that go wooo, wooo, wooo in the night. she says our Mom may not come home from the dark piney forrest. snif.....snif.....i don't want my Mom to not come home.....what should i do??????? ooohh Mom, i miss you already!!!!!
posted by Edsel/The Pooch at 8:51 PM
I am in charge here. I used to weigh 17 pounds, but now I'm a lean and mean 14 pounds 'cause I have to eat prescription food. I had stones in my tummy that the doctor had to take out and now I can't eat any of the things I love that my mom used to give me like shrimp and cod. Sigh. But, I lead a pretty nice life. I'm a DLH Tuxedo with sparkly greenish yellow eyes and loooong whiskers. I'm also a member of the Tuxedo Gang.
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Your mom is pretty tough. In fact, if you look in the dictionary under TUFF her picture is there. Really! I'm pretty sure she can stomp a gremlin right down into gremlin goo, and then SHE'LL be the one to fear!
She's bringing presents back for you, right? The People are required by law to bring presents back to their kitties. It's in the Big Red Book of Law, Law #52346.1.666. I swear!
I'm pretty sure the fairies will protect you.
But Edsel, you was there hiding out from the law once! was there gremlins there then? sounds like your sister is just being mean. haf you whapped her? - Sammy
Wow! Max is very wise. Those gremlins are probably shaking in there boots, if gremlins wear boots. In any event, your sister should be nicer to you and not scare you.
Edsel she hasn't left yet! Plus how could she NOT come back to her wonderful tuxie boy?
I agree with The Meezer's, the sisfur deserves to be whapped.
Oh, Edsel, do not worry. There are no gremlins, the coyotes ate them all. All we have is geese, ducks, turkeys, deer, and fairies. The thing that goes woo woo woo is an owl. We will protect your Momma and she will be safe. Momma locks the doors at night, just in case.
Patches
Edsel, your sister is just doing what sisters do best - be pests. Your mom will be fine and she will have a wonderful visit with Patches, Mittens, Mistry and Precious, and of course their mom.
Mistry is very good at protecting the outside from gremilns and mean things that go woooo in the night. Besides, like Max said, your mom is tough!
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
Those gremlins are nasty little green fellows with pointy hats and lecherous leers on their faces. We are pretty sure Mistrie keeps them in their places deep, deep in the woods and would never let them near the house.
Oohhhh your momma is gonna have such a good time.
Just give her a great big old bite.
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